Wednesday, July 9, 2014

You Know You're from (Odell) a Small Town When..

We’ve all read those lists, ‘You know you’re from a small town when…’  Well I’ve decided to choose the most relevant facts that apply to my own hometown and make it its very own list.  Here we go!

  • Everybody knows everybody:  This may seem crazy, but it’s actually very true.  Even if they’re 50 years older than me they still say, “Oh yes you’re Daylon and Kay’s daughter aren’t you.”
  • All you needed on a Saturday was a bonfire and your friends (or someone’s shed if it was too cold outside).
  • And when all else fails, driving around on the back roads to nowhere worked just as good to make it a successful night.  
  • Always thinking your hometown is the best around.
  • And that the town next over is trashy. (This has evidentially been going on for generations, my aunts used to think a nearby town was the one full of ‘advanced’ girls, and well everybody still has the same thoughts today about that exact same town.)
  • The town paper (Odell has the Village Voice, not technically a newspaper, but it works) is always full of the latest news about the local 4-H clubs, honor roll students, birthday wishes, local sports teams (t-ball on up), etc.
  • Sports are king.  Whether you like them or not, that’s what’s going on Friday night.
  • And when the big game is over, win or lose, it’s time to gather at that designated place (for us it was the glorified back parking lot or a trip downtown) 
  • Since there isn’t a movie theatre or bowling alley around, we make our own fun no matter how absurdly crazy it might be (Remember our giant slip n slide on the 4th? Or the one time we rode by brother’s stroller down the hill?  So much entertainment for free :) ) 
  • Being able to leave your car and house unlocked at any given time of the day (Unless you’re on senior sneak and those juniors are plotting against you)
  • Senior sneaks still exist because your class is small enough to be able to afford it (I graduated in a ‘big’ class. We had 26 people.)
  • Peace and quiet is completely normal, even downtown, any given night of the week.
  • You pretty much have the same hair stylist from the time you’re a child to being an adult.
  • You know everyone in your town so well that it’s impossible to find anyone to like, they’re like your brothers!
  • You can play with fireworks any given time of the year, who cares because…
  • There’s only 1 ‘cop’ in town, and he definitely won’t be giving you ticket!
  • There’s that one feared person in town that everybody has a story about.  And they probably have more than one nickname, but I’m not gonna name names here!
  • And then there are the legendary people of the town, most of the time teachers that taught not only you, but your older brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, parents (In Odell a few that come to mind would be Mr. Rupprecht, Mrs. Pavlik, Mr. Wallinger, Coach Shoff....the list goes on and on).
  • There is inevitably the existence of a ‘Lover’s Lane’ somewhere outside of town.
  • It’s an everyday thing to see the stars at night—and yet it never gets old.
  • Rain was not only good for all the local farmer’s crops, but also for the minimum maintenance roads—mudding time. 
  • The County Fair was quite possibly the biggest event of the entire summer.  It’s where all the small town kids gathered for those four amazing nights.
  • There is no keeping secrets, as soon as one person knows, they think it’s okay to tell someone else, but before you know it the whole dang town knows! 
  • There are the big families whose last names will forever be associated with the town.  
  • If for some crazy reason someone says something negative about your beloved town, you feel as though they’ve killed a little piece of you.
  • And when they say something nice, you smile as if they’re talking about your pride and joy.
  • Because in the end, it’s that town that made you exactly who you are today.

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